you-swallow:

Bahahahahahaah I’m legit peeing myself.

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Dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask’s the teacher “How did that man get off the cross?” the Teacher replied “He never did” then the little girl argued “Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright”. 66% of you won’t post this, But remember what the bible say’s “Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father”. So re-post this, remember God saw you read this

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sex0rcist:

I need this so bad omfg

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exploringuranus:

its a tumblr rule - anything army related HAS TO BE REBLOGGED!

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